CURRENT YEAR 4061
IN THE YEAR 4002 WE HAVE FOUND A NEW SPECIES CALLED CRUNCHSKINS.
CRUNCHSKINS ARE THE RESULT OF SHRUNKEN DOWN HUMANS.
OUR NEW LEADERS (DUCKS AND CATS) ARE HELD RESPONSIBLE.
AT FIRST THERE WAS A CRUNCHSKINS SHORTEDGE BECAUSE… WELL… CATS AND DUCKS HAVE TO EAT TOO.
AND AFTER CATS AND DUCKS FOUND FOOD OTHERWISE CHRUNCHSKINS WERE LIVING ON THE STREETS BECAUSE THERE WERE NO HOMES THAT WERE THE RIGHT SIZE FOR THESE TINY PEOPLE.
THEN HANOUSHLEY CO. CAME TO THE SMALL TOWN OF CRUNCHVILLE IN 4038 WHEN THEY WERE BOTH ONLY 13 YEARS OLD (YOUNG INVENTORS).
AND WITH US WE BROUGHT OUR NEW INVENTION “THE TINY SOCCER BALL ROOF HOUSE”!
NOW FOR GENERATIONS WE HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT CATS AND DUCKS ARE AFRAID OF SOCCER BALLS SO WE DECIDED TO PUT A SOCCER BALL ON THE ROOF OF THESE EDIBLE PEOPLES HOUSES!
IT IS NOW YEAR 4061 AND THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER!
OUR SOCCER BALL HOUSE HAS SPREAD FROM CRUNCHVILLE TO CRUNCHLVANIA TO CRUNCHTOWN TO CRUNCHCOUNTRY AND WE ARE HOPING THAT BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR OUR LITTLE HOUSES WILL HAVE MOVED ALL THE WAY TO CRUNCHOPOLIS!!!!
THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN A HUGE SUCCESS AND THE CREATORS ANOUSHA AND HAYLEY HAVE MADE BIG BUCKS ON THIS INVETION AND WE ARE HOPING IT WILL LIVE ON AFTER WE DIE.
YOURS TRULY HANOUSHLEY CO.
IN THE YEAR 4002 WE HAVE FOUND A NEW SPECIES CALLED CRUNCHSKINS.
CRUNCHSKINS ARE THE RESULT OF SHRUNKEN DOWN HUMANS.
OUR NEW LEADERS (DUCKS AND CATS) ARE HELD RESPONSIBLE.
AT FIRST THERE WAS A CRUNCHSKINS SHORTEDGE BECAUSE… WELL… CATS AND DUCKS HAVE TO EAT TOO.
AND AFTER CATS AND DUCKS FOUND FOOD OTHERWISE CHRUNCHSKINS WERE LIVING ON THE STREETS BECAUSE THERE WERE NO HOMES THAT WERE THE RIGHT SIZE FOR THESE TINY PEOPLE.
THEN HANOUSHLEY CO. CAME TO THE SMALL TOWN OF CRUNCHVILLE IN 4038 WHEN THEY WERE BOTH ONLY 13 YEARS OLD (YOUNG INVENTORS).
AND WITH US WE BROUGHT OUR NEW INVENTION “THE TINY SOCCER BALL ROOF HOUSE”!
NOW FOR GENERATIONS WE HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT CATS AND DUCKS ARE AFRAID OF SOCCER BALLS SO WE DECIDED TO PUT A SOCCER BALL ON THE ROOF OF THESE EDIBLE PEOPLES HOUSES!
IT IS NOW YEAR 4061 AND THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER!
OUR SOCCER BALL HOUSE HAS SPREAD FROM CRUNCHVILLE TO CRUNCHLVANIA TO CRUNCHTOWN TO CRUNCHCOUNTRY AND WE ARE HOPING THAT BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR OUR LITTLE HOUSES WILL HAVE MOVED ALL THE WAY TO CRUNCHOPOLIS!!!!
THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN A HUGE SUCCESS AND THE CREATORS ANOUSHA AND HAYLEY HAVE MADE BIG BUCKS ON THIS INVETION AND WE ARE HOPING IT WILL LIVE ON AFTER WE DIE.
YOURS TRULY HANOUSHLEY CO.
WHEN THEY DID NOT HAVE POWER. (NOTICE THE CUTENESS).
AND NOW LOOK AT THEM. WITH ALL THEIR POWER. EATING CRUNCHSKINS. SERIOUSLY. WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE.